Traveling across America without killing each other

A scary campfire story

Sunday 29th – 31st August 2021 *Warning! The following post may ruin your life. Reader discretion is advised. “Oh, look George,” said Henrietta. “What a lovely place to start a family.” She clapped her hands together, her cheeks pulling tight as she looked over the humble abode. George draped his arm around her shoulders, kissed her cheek, and… Continue reading A scary campfire story

Traveling across America without killing each other

Well, this turned out to be quite a sh*ty post in a hurry

Saturday 28th August 2021 Ever had that weird feeling when you wake up and think you’re in one place, but the surroundings look unfamiliar and you spend the next 30 minutes or so trying to brain, but your brain doesn’t want to brain, your brain wants to go back to sleep? Yeah, that didn’t happen to… Continue reading Well, this turned out to be quite a sh*ty post in a hurry

Traveling across America without killing each other

Why drugs are bad when traveling

We found a mouse turd in the ointment… a bump in the campsite… (Those are the only cliches I can screw up for now…) Since hubs and I have a terrible drug addiction, it’s imperative we get out monthly prescriptions or we’ll just fall over dead. Just like that. Since Walmart is like an infestation… Continue reading Why drugs are bad when traveling

Traveling across America without killing each other

Quite possibly the most corniest part of our trip

Friday 27th August 2021 As I was reading through my travel journal for this next stint of our journey, I realized how boring this next part is. How can I make it sound even remotely interesting? We saw fields of corn, and more fields of corn, and even more fields of corn, because apparently that's all… Continue reading Quite possibly the most corniest part of our trip

Traveling across America without killing each other

Not just your average forest

25th -26th August 2021 We had officially been camping 4 days, now. One thing we noticed about this forest, this magical place filled with pixies and fairies riding around on unicorn flies, we still had to clean the camper ourselves.Thank goodness! What kind of life would that be if we had mythical creatures come in the night… Continue reading Not just your average forest

Everything In-between

A trip to the dentist

Like most people, I hate going to the dentist. But over the years I've learnt just how deep their sadism goes. *For the purpose of this post, I will be referring to my latest check up, but this is about all the dentists I've met over my lifetime. My newest dentist and his staff are… Continue reading A trip to the dentist

Traveling across America without killing each other

Welcome to Indiana!

Tuesday 24th August 2021Did you know, to reach Indiana, you first have to enter the gates of hell and then head west?We’ve been to the south. We love the south. But not in the middle of August when the sun melts through your car and peels your skin off. Oh, and we had planned to go… Continue reading Welcome to Indiana!

Everything In-between

What crawled into your kitchen and died?

Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com It began one morning, yesterday morning to be precise. Hubs and I sat down for breakfast, when suddenly... "What the *bleep* is that smell? It's amazing how smells can transform tastes. How a simple, yet yummy bowl of Krave cereal, (Reese's Puffs for hubs) can taste like something that can… Continue reading What crawled into your kitchen and died?

Traveling across America without killing each other

Greetings from the RV Hamptons

Monday 23rd August 2021Where is the first place you visit when wake up in a brand spanking new, never been here before, state?  Walmart of course! And then to taste the fine cuisine of Ohio? Mc Donald’s.  This was also the first time we took the boys with us on a sort of shopping trip, and by… Continue reading Greetings from the RV Hamptons

Everything In-between

Why puzzles are bad!

The offending 2000 piece puzzle We interrupt this blog—and by we I mean me—to say we spent last week under a foot of snow and downed trees. No power, no internet, no water, no blogging or writing of any kind. Just two very pissed off people amongst many other pissed off people. I spent last… Continue reading Why puzzles are bad!