Traveling across America without killing each other

A scary campfire story

Sunday 29th – 31st August 2021 *Warning! The following post may ruin your life. Reader discretion is advised. “Oh, look George,” said Henrietta. “What a lovely place to start a family.” She clapped her hands together, her cheeks pulling tight as she looked over the humble abode. George draped his arm around her shoulders, kissed her cheek, and… Continue reading A scary campfire story

Traveling across America without killing each other

Well, this turned out to be quite a sh*ty post in a hurry

Saturday 28th August 2021 Ever had that weird feeling when you wake up and think you’re in one place, but the surroundings look unfamiliar and you spend the next 30 minutes or so trying to brain, but your brain doesn’t want to brain, your brain wants to go back to sleep? Yeah, that didn’t happen to… Continue reading Well, this turned out to be quite a sh*ty post in a hurry

Traveling across America without killing each other

Why drugs are bad when traveling

We found a mouse turd in the ointment… a bump in the campsite… (Those are the only cliches I can screw up for now…) Since hubs and I have a terrible drug addiction, it’s imperative we get out monthly prescriptions or we’ll just fall over dead. Just like that. Since Walmart is like an infestation… Continue reading Why drugs are bad when traveling

Traveling across America without killing each other

Not just your average forest

25th -26th August 2021 We had officially been camping 4 days, now. One thing we noticed about this forest, this magical place filled with pixies and fairies riding around on unicorn flies, we still had to clean the camper ourselves.Thank goodness! What kind of life would that be if we had mythical creatures come in the night… Continue reading Not just your average forest

Traveling across America without killing each other

It all began with an overstuffed camper

I’m very tempted to start my travel posts with Captains log, star date …If you have no clue what I’m talking about then get off my blog! You’re making me feel old! Kidding! Just kidding. Well, look at this? Yet another travel blog where the author blabs on about where they went, what they saw and how… Continue reading It all began with an overstuffed camper