Traveling across America without killing each other

A scary campfire story

Sunday 29th – 31st August 2021 *Warning! The following post may ruin your life. Reader discretion is advised. “Oh, look George,” said Henrietta. “What a lovely place to start a family.” She clapped her hands together, her cheeks pulling tight as she looked over the humble abode. George draped his arm around her shoulders, kissed her cheek, and… Continue reading A scary campfire story

Traveling across America without killing each other

Well, this turned out to be quite a sh*ty post in a hurry

Saturday 28th August 2021 Ever had that weird feeling when you wake up and think you’re in one place, but the surroundings look unfamiliar and you spend the next 30 minutes or so trying to brain, but your brain doesn’t want to brain, your brain wants to go back to sleep? Yeah, that didn’t happen to… Continue reading Well, this turned out to be quite a sh*ty post in a hurry

Traveling across America without killing each other

Why drugs are bad when traveling

We found a mouse turd in the ointment… a bump in the campsite… (Those are the only cliches I can screw up for now…) Since hubs and I have a terrible drug addiction, it’s imperative we get out monthly prescriptions or we’ll just fall over dead. Just like that. Since Walmart is like an infestation… Continue reading Why drugs are bad when traveling

Traveling across America without killing each other

Quite possibly the most corniest part of our trip

Friday 27th August 2021 As I was reading through my travel journal for this next stint of our journey, I realized how boring this next part is. How can I make it sound even remotely interesting? We saw fields of corn, and more fields of corn, and even more fields of corn, because apparently that's all… Continue reading Quite possibly the most corniest part of our trip